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Sometimes it feels like the distance between men and women can be huge.  The opposite gender’s habits can seem strange and foreign.  Why do things have to be so difficult?!  Below are some comparisons between female and male behavior to help everyone relate a little easier.  

• Women love the mysterious and secluded look of large dark sunglasses.  Men love the mysterious and secluded look of a heavy tint to their rides’ windows.  
   
• Women know that big cleavage is sure to attract stares and attention.  Men know that a big hood-scoop is sure to attract stares and attention.
   
• Women apply Burberry perfume to the neck area to be classy and sophisticated.  Men apply Armor All to the dashboard to be classy and sophisticated.
   
• If a woman is a rebel and wants to show that she doesn’t follow the usual rules she will get a nose ring.  If a man is a rebel and wants to show that he doesn’t follow the usual rules he will get an 8000 lb. winch.  
   
• Women like to paint their toenails exotic colors and show them off with spacious open-toed sandals.  Guys like to paint their brake calipers exotic colors and show them off with spacious and open 17″ rims.  
   
• Women say they feel completely new after a professional haircut.  Men swear they feel their car engine run smoother after an oil change.
   
• A layer of lip gloss gleams and also protects.  A layer of Turtle Wax gleams and also protects.   

Spring is here and love is in the air…